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Hell on Wheels

Monday, October 14th, 2013

A couple of weeks ago I visited England to see my two new grandchildren, Alice and Alex. They live 170 miles apart and I was forced to rent a car to simplify my mode of travel. Little did I realize I would be at the mercy of BMWs, Mercs and Audis. What is it with the drivers that own these models? They do believe they own the road and woe betide the discerning driver that gets in their way.

I know there are 3 lanes on a motorway and the middle lane is earmarked for overtaking, but I see little point in staying within the inside lane where you have to continually negotiate slower traffic merging onto or exiting the motorway. The speed limit is 70mph which I hovered around on every trip, but the aforementioned models regularly zoomed past me in the outside lane breaking the sound barrier in the process, and totally oblivious of a succession of speed cameras which buzzed my GPS System every five minutes.

I don’t usually suffer from road rage when I drive on Atlanta roads although there is sufficient reason to do so. I guess the possibility of another driver packing a gun is a sobering deterrent and rage is restricted to the gnashing of teeth and turning the air blue which are safer option.  But having drivers up one backside and then swerving violently around you as frequently occurred on the motorway is not my idea of fun.

I was accompanying my wife on a business trip and we stayed at the Radisson Blue which is a charming hotel (if you can find it within the spaghetti road network) in the heart of Guildford on the outskirts of London. I should advise you Guildford’s heart is slowly having the blood squeezed from it like pips from lemon by the myriad of roads that attempt to slither their way through the town center.

Woe betide the motorist new to the area (me for example) that does not place himself in the correct lane for egress and regress. Be warned however. If you are lucky enough to negotiate your way through the Guildford triangle a plethora of roundabouts lie in wait on the way to your destination. Little wonder there are so many pubs in England. Surviving a road trip from A and B calls for a drink or three to calm the shattered nerves.

My son navigated us to Farnham which is a delightful historic town full of nooks and crannies where mercifully one can escape the highways and boy racers. Cobbled streets, narrow lanes and archways allow the pedestrian safe haven from the automobile providing you don’t sprain your ankle on the uneven terrain.

A 170 mile road trip from Guildford to Paignton, Devon comprised 6 hours on a Friday afternoon. Most of the time was taken up by sheer volume of traffic leaving the urban sprawl for a weekend at the English Riviera (Torquay and Paignton for the uninitiated.) Every cloud has a silver lining, and we had the opportunity of visiting Agatha Christie’s former summer house “Greenway” which is now owned by the National Trust. All the rooms are decorated in the 1950s style and have enough artifacts to sink the Titanic again.

Notwithstanding the antics of the obnoxious British motorist the trip was a great success. My wife met her new boss for the first time, my children and grandchildren are healthy and happy, and were not too displeased to see me. I also hooked up with an old friend in Castlecombe which is a picturesque village in the splendid Cotswolds. We enjoyed a scrumptious lunch of haddock and thrice-baked chips at the quaint Salutation Inn which is highly recommended on Trip Advisor. Go and check it out.

 

24 Hours in the Life of a Working Drummer

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

 The drummer in question is George Sandler, a percussionist and vocalist extraordinaire based in the Metro Atlanta area. He would make Keifer Sutherland appear lazy!

Sunday August 18th

3:00am-Arrived home (Roswell, GA) after a gig in Suwanee GA (approx. 27 miles one way) with The Insatiable Stallion Brothers (NOT my idea of a name….).  We started playing at 10pm and finished at 1am.

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Breakdown and load out took about an hour.  I used a drum set/percussion set up that involved a lot of different instruments since I was playing BOTH drum set & percussion.  Exhibit A & B for your viewing pleasure.

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8:00amSound check at Cumming First United Methodist Church.  I was up by 6:30am to facilitate being on time for my 8am call time at the church.  Great thing about this particular gig is that all I needed to bring was sticks, a bass drum pedal and a throne.  An electronic kit was provided (not a great kit but usable) so along with my bits that I brought I made it work.  Rehearsal went from 8:15am until 9:30am.

Had some serious “I can’t hear what I am playing” issues since the soundman there seems to dislike drums and contemporary music in general.  In these situations I tell myself, “Relax, it will be over soon.”  The service started at 9:51am (?) and was over by 11.  I picked up my check, grabbed my stuff and was on the road home by 11:35.

So, I have a little down time before my next load in at 6pm.  Oddly enough, I attempted to grab a nap.  I was only semi-successful because the phone RANG off the hook.  Good stuff, but I could have used a nap.

6:00pm-Load in at Johnny’s Hideaway in Buckhead (about 25 miles one way).  Once again I am gigging with The Insatiable Stallion Brothers.  Gig starts PROMPTLY at 9:30 so after setup & sound check I have time to eat and relax a bit.  I used basically the same setup as the night before.  No surprises here.

 12:15am-Our portion of the evening is over.  We play 3 sets and the dance floor is packed most of the evening.  I proceed to start breaking down my rig when a very nice woman who has been at the bar since I arrived at 6 approaches me.  By now she is VERY inebriated and wants to chat.  I do talk to her for a brief moment…. she is CONSIDERABLY older than me and since I have had NOTHING but water to drink, I am having a difficult time understanding her.  I did hear something about “wanna go to the beach with me tomorrow?”  To which I politely smile and pretend that I didn’t hear that part.  She saunters back to her chair and proceeds to stare me down while I am packing up.

And speaking of packing and loading, I go out to my van to retrieve my cases and SURPRISE, its MONSOONING.  Not just raining, but COPIOUS amounts of rain, lightning and wind going on.  The valet says, “Oh, this will pass in 20 minutes.”  I go back inside with my cases & my cart, finish packing up and walk outside to find that it hasn’t stopped but is raining EVEN harder than before.  Fantastic.  Loading out in the rain with only a very small awning to protect you is my FAVORITE thing.  My kingdom for a roadie….

2:45am-I arrive home and fortunately the rain has stopped.  I then pull my car into the garage to unload most of my gear and then RELOAD a different kit for my recording session tomorrow at Johnson Brothers Recording Studios in Covington.  I sort out all of the gear, finish loading and head inside for some rest.  Glamorous life, wouldn’t you say?  I have always stated that I will PLAY for free…. it’s the loading, unloading, transporting and driving that I charge for.

6:15am-Up and going, I have a goal of leaving my house by 7am, which I achieve.  However, someone decides that one of the roads that lead out to the main thoroughfare has been used by someone who thought it would be a great idea to go 70 mph, which resulted in a wreck that completely blocks off that route.  I then turn around after waiting for 15 minutes of going nowhere to take an alternate route.  This is also a colossal failure.  Fortunately my call time isn’t until 10:30am.  Good thing I allowed myself extra time…. traffic is terrible on this day!

10:25am-I arrive at Johnson Brothers Recording, unload my drums, get set up quickly and promptly knock out a Southern Gospel song for a client.  We started recording at 11:30, I did one take of this song and was done by 11:40.  This is what I am expected to do…. work quickly and be good on the FIRST pass if at all possible. Exhibit C for your viewing pleasure….

 

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11:50am-Our client for the day, Gannon Adams arrives with his writing partner James Colt.  Along with James is Gannon’s dad, Ricky, who is always fun to have around when we are working.  On tap are 5 songs today, one of which is a rap/RnB version of a song we have previously recorded in a previous session.  The norm for most songs of this genre is to NOT have real drums but to have a drum machine or sequencer provide the groove.  So, for the next hour I am not playing but programming.  I will be honest, I am not the biggest fan of rap but I do get calls to do a LOT of programming for this type of music.  So it pays to be familiar with ALL styles and know what it takes to make a song in this genre happen.

12:45pm-We move on to the other songs that are in the “new country” genre.  Normally we have more songs to complete in a given day but we are doing fewer songs so we can really get creative with the material.  Creativity does take time and we take additional time to add percussion, loops, additional guitar parts and so on.  Not that we would not do this on other projects but when you have 10 songs to complete instead of 5 you have to move things along a bit more.  We complete two more songs and then head out to grab some lunch.

3:15pm-We return after lunch and dive right back in to the songs.  During the session I will change out pieces of my kit, especially snare drums and cymbals, to suit the vibe and mood of the song.  I usually bring at LEAST 6 different snares to any given session as well as additional cymbals to have a LOT of colors to choose from.  On this day I brought 12 different snares as well as 4 ride cymbals, 3 sets of hi-hats, various crashes and other special effect cymbals.  Not to MENTION a large bag of small percussion instruments (shakers, tambourines, etc.) And yes, this means that I have to carry all of this with me.  Hence the reason for the minivan.

5:45pm-We are working on the last song, which is a bit of a throwback for Gannon.  It is more traditional country that pleases his father immensely.  My session partners John Johnson (keyboards & engineering) & Daniel Addison (bass, electric & acoustic guitars as well as mandolin) is always great to be around and we really do make beautiful music together.  We work together a lot and the finished product always speaks for itself.  And after all the songs we played today, this one is my favorite because of the sheer different vibe from the other songs.

6:45pm-My part of the session is done.  I begin to pack up all of my gear, load it in the van (I beat the impending rain, thank goodness) and head home to Roswell (50 miles one way).  I usually tune my radio to sports talk, news or OFF after a day like today.  This evening is no exception and I ride home in silence.  VERY therapeutic for me…I love music and feel blessed to do it for a living, however there are times when I need a break from it.  In my opinion taking a break from music helps me avoid getting burned out.

7:54pm-Home at last!  I pull into the garage and unload all of my gear and put everything into its proper storage area.  The next day is a day off for me so I have scheduled a massage at 1:30pm.  But not before I wake up at 8am, program and complete two tracks for clients in Mobile AL and New York.  All the while answering calls, emails and such.  My work is NEVER done!

 

A Four Week Roller Coaster

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

This is a very long blog, totally self-indulgent, but dedicated to the nursing staff of North Side Hospital Atlanta. It all began very happily. My son’s fiancée gave birth to a beautiful baby girl Alice Violet on 21 May. Four days later I was experiencing severe stomach pains which I related to an unfortunate confrontation with a Friday Subway special.

Twelve hours later my wife drove me in the wee small hours to the Emergency Room at Northside Hospital. Following several knee-jerking lunges with the physician’s assistant, X-rays, and finally a cat scan it was confirmed I had appendicitis and the infected organ would be whipped out later in the afternoon. “Routine procedure; nothing to worry about”, said the affable but rather coiffured surgeon.

I had never been in hospital save to visit people, so initially in a strange macabre way the whole hospital experience and the” journey on a gurney” to the operating theatre was a novelty which I may add quickly wore off.

The key-hole surgery went according to plan and there was a possibility I could be home in three days. Unfortunately my intestines reacted to the anesthesia and promptly shut down; initially unbeknown to doctors, nurses or technicians. A three day stay turned into a two week nightmare. My stomach became distended resembling an over inflated beach ball.

I was diagnosed with an ileus (1.) A Hispanic nurse told me that it was commonly referred to as “a lazy gut.” It would wake up in its own good time and eventually I would be as good as new. I was discharged the following Saturday, but two days later I was readmitted with terrific stomach pain and suffering from severe dehydration.

The ER doctor determined that four liters of gunge needed to be removed from my stomach which required installing a NG tube (2) up my nose and down into my stomach to suck the damn stuff out. The NG tube was taped to my face to minimize movement and I now resembled “The Elephant Man.” I can honestly attest that the discomfort caused by this apparatus was unimaginable.

I was wheeled back into a private room and later that afternoon I was introduced to the PICC line (3) which supplied me with nutrition intravenously. The PICC line was effectively my lifeline. The saline drip, antibiotics and nutrition were all fed through the mechanism. Blood samples were also drawn from it which thankfully meant I was no longer a pin cushion.

By the way you are not allowed to sleep in hospital. Your vitals are checked on a regular basis including visits by a nurse and technician in the early hours. Blood pressure, temperature, and oxygen levels are carefully monitored to the exclusion of a good night’s rest. To be honest it was difficult attempting to sleep with a plastic tube stuck up my nose.

I endured the NG tube for two days until Nurse Stephanie mercifully removed the contraption with minimum fuss and pain. I understand now why nurses are respectfully known as “Angels.” My wife also falls into the “Angel” category. She is not normally the nursing type but she stepped up to the plate for me and proved to be a rock star.

I was tentatively re-introduced to solid food for the next few days and my internal plumbing slowly began returning to normal. On Friday 7th June, my son-in-law phoned from England to inform me that my daughter had given birth to a baby boy, Alexander Charles, weighing in at an even 9lbs. Things were definitely looking up, and I was discharged the following day; hoping I would not be returning again in the immediate future.

I was home but weak as a kitten. I was looking forward to flying to California the following Friday (14th June) to celebrate our 20th Wedding Anniversary. The trip had been planned for months and the doctors had given me the green light to go. I had a few days to rest up before we boarded the plane, and despite feeling and looking like one of the “walking dead,” my rehabilitation was progressing in the right direction.

Unfortunately, the night before our departure (13th June,) Atlanta was subjected to a violent thunderstorm. In the early evening I heard the wind howling viciously around the house followed by tremendous thunder and lightning and heavy rain lashing at the roof and windows. I decided to take refuge in the basement and momentarily I heard the huge crash of trees somewhere on our property. Three “sixty foot” trees and one “eighty foot” poplar had been uprooted in the backyard; one narrowly missing the side of our house and another crashed onto the roof of our neighbor’s house. Our power lines had been pulled to the ground by the fallen trees, but remarkably we didn’t lose power. Nevertheless the backyard resembled a war zone.

My neighbor insisted that we continue with the trip on the basis that the insurance company would take care of the damage to his house. My friend also assured us that he would keep a watchful eye on the house while we were away. Nevertheless, I couldn’t speak for my wife but I was beginning to think we weren’t supposed to get on the plane to California.

Despite my trepidations our flight made it to San Francisco, and we made our way up the coast of Northern California to spend eight relaxing days in a beautiful house perched on a cliff enjoying panoramic views of the Pacific Ocean. Just what the doctor ordered.

(1)   What is an ileus?

An ileus is a blockage of the intestines (also called the bowel).  The ileus prevents the movement of food, fluid, and gas through the intestines.  The blockage is due to the lack of movement of the intestinal muscles.  The intestinal tract is made up of small bowel and large bowel.  The small bowel has three parts: the duodenum, the jejunum, and the ileum.  The large bowel has four parts: the ascending, transverse, descending, and sigmoid colon.  An ileus can occur anywhere in the intestinal tract.

(2What is a Nasogastric tube:

 A tube that is passed through the nose and down through the nasopharynx and esophagus into the stomach. Abbreviated NG tube. It is a flexible tube made of rubber or plastic, and it has bidirectional potential. It can be used to remove the contents of the stomach, including air, to decompress the stomach, or to remove small solid objects and fluid, such as poison, from the stomach. An NG tube can also be used to put substances into the stomach, and so it may be used to place nutrients directly into the stomach when a patient cannot take food or drink by mouth.

 

(3)   What is a PICC Line and Why Do I Need It?

A PICC line is, by definition and per its acronym, a peripherally inserted central catheter. It is long, slender, small, flexible tube that is inserted into a peripheral vein, typically in the upper arm, and advanced until the catheter tip terminates in a large vein in the chest near the heart to obtain intravenous access. It is similar to other central lines as it terminates into a large vessel near the heart. However, unlike other central lines, its point of entry is from the periphery of the body ? the extremities. And typically the upper arm is the area of choice.

A PICC line provides the best of both worlds concerning venous access. Similar to a standard IV, it is inserted in the arm, and usually in the upper arm under the benefits of ultrasound visualization. Also, PICCs differ from peripheral IV access but similar to central lines in that a PICCs termination point is centrally located in the body allowing for treatment that could not be obtained from standard periphery IV access. In addition, PICC insertions are less invasive, have decreased complication risk associated with them, and remain for a much longer duration than other central or periphery access devices.

Using ultrasound technology to visualize a deep, large vessel in the upper arm, the PICC catheter is inserted by a specially trained and certified PICC nurse specialist. Post insertion at the bedside, a chest x-ray is obtained to confirm ideal placement. The entire procedure is done in the patient’s room decreasing discomfort, transportation, and loss of nursing care.

 

 

Doctor, Doctor, Give me Something to ease my Pain

Sunday, February 3rd, 2013

Two weeks ago the Atlanta Falcons were within 10 yards of reaching the Super Bowl for only the second time in franchise history. That they fell tantalizingly close lies squarely at the feet of quarter back Matt Ryan. Yes, he threw for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns, but failed to deliver when it really mattered.

The Falcons led 17-0 after one quarter and 24-14 at halftime. They couldn’t score another point in the second half and, shades of the previous week, the defense appeared to run out of steam yielding two more touchdowns for a Niners 28-24 victory. Perhaps it’s a little unfair to lay the blame solely on Ryan’s shoulders, but he gave up two interceptions and a fumble in a pointless second half.

 There was more than a ray of hope when Harry Douglas’ catch was confirmed after review; allowing Ryan to attempt another comeback win with very little time on the clock. Alas some players are destined for greatness while others are confined to mediocrity.

Defeat was a tough pill to swallow, made sickenly worse by the buildup to Super Bowl Sunday. The two teams contesting for the Lombardi Trophy are the Baltimore Ravens and of course the San Francisco Forty Niners. Ironically brothers Jim and John Harbough are the respective head coaches which have afforded the talking heads a field day.

Niners’ quarter back Colin Kaepernick maybe a nice guy but I do not want another shot of him kissing his tattooed bicep. Neither do I want to witness “killer” Ray Lewis getting his hands on the trophy. The last time the Super Bowl was held in Atlanta was in 2000. In the early hours a man was found dead in Ray Lewis’ limousine and Lewis was covered in the man’s blood. One of Lewis’s gang friends is currently serving time for the team.

A few days later, 4000 miles away, the Swans helped to ease my pain by holding Chelsea to 0-0 draw and defeated the Pensioners 2-0 on aggregate to reach the League Cup Final for the first team in their 100 year history. Ironically, the Swans were forced to savor a bitter sweet moment because of the silly antics of a ball boy, Charlie Morgan.

Chelsea were pressing for a goal with a few minutes remaining and the ball had gone out of play. The proper Charlie refused to return the ball to Chelsea player Hazard, and the seventeen year old heir to a $60 million fortune promptly lay on the ball to prevent Hazard from retrieving it. Real time presented a picture of Hazard giving the ball boy a good kicking which he richly deserved. However replays confirmed that the player kicked the ball from under the spoilt little brat. Nevertheless Hazard was sent off and Charlie received his fifteen minutes of fame worldwide.

What can one make of this crazy world when a ball boy achieves more headlines than his club reaching a cup final in their Centenary year? Thankfully the sporting romantic side of me received a shot in the arm from the march of the giant killers in the 4th round of the FA Cup. Premiership teams Liverpool, Aston Villa, Norwich, Queens Park Rangers, and my beloved Spurs all fell to clubs from lower divisions. Americans don’t quite understand the concept of sharks swimming in the same pool as minnows and sometimes coming off second best.

Football’s January transfer deadline proved to be a whimper save for some panic buys by Harry “barrow boy” Redknapp in his quest to save QPR from relegation while Alan Pardew bought himself a French Connection at Newcastle. Surprisingly Swansea City agreed to sell Danny Graham without arranging a replacement. Graham was the club’s top scorer last season with 14 goals. Admittedly he hasn’t played regularly this season due to the emergence of Spanish midfielder Michu, but he managed to score 7 goals this term with limited playing opportunities.  I hope they don’t rue the day Graham returned home to his native North East because Spaniards don’t relish the cold weather.

Yesterday, Wales began their defense of the Six Nations Title only to be kicked into touch by a rampaging Irish team. No team, not even the All Blacks, can trail 3-30 at half time and expect to win at international level. It was commendable that Wales fought back to 22-30 in the second half, but can we stop deluding ourselves? Wales has now lost their last five home games with Rob Howley temporarily in charge in lieu of Warren Gatland’s leave of absence to coach the British Lions. Unfortunately foot soldiers rarely make good generals.

How many weeks are there to the beginning of the baseball season?

What On Earth is a Squib Kick?

Saturday, January 19th, 2013

The San Francisco 49ers come into town to play the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Championship game as 4 point favorites. This is consistent with how national media views the prospects of the Falcons. The Falcons are the Number 1 seed in the NFC, but have not convinced the majority of pundits they deserve the status.

There are a number of reasons for doubting their credibility. Arguably they were given a soft schedule, but they did whip the Super Bowl Champions New York Giants 34-0. They won seven of their regular season games by 4 points or less. They cannot stop the running quarter back. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers twice decimated the Falcons defense with his running and passing prowess.

In their nail biting win over Seattle (30-28 despite trailing with 31 seconds left on the clock) rookie Russell Wilson concentrated on his passing game with great effect, but still managed to rush for 60 yards.

In last week’s decisive win over the Green Bay Packers, Colin Kaepernick accounted for 444 yards and 4 touchdowns. A large portion of his yardage was running the ball for a record breaking 183 yards. He is a bigger, stronger version of Russell Wilson, more in keeping with Cam Newton but faster!

Wilson attempted nine throws to his tight end Zach Miller who accumulated 142 yards including a touchdown. The 49ers tight end Vernon Davis is a better player than Miller, and their running back Frank Gore is just as dangerous as Seattle’s Marshawn Lynch.

Admittedly, the Falcons contained Lynch, their primary objective. But in the second half, Seattle exposed the gap between the linebackers (who were cheating up to defend the run) and the secondary. That, breakdowns and mistackles led to 28 second-half points, including 21 in the fourth quarter. Stark contrast: During the regular season Nolan’s defense allowed an average of only 8.69 points in the second half of games and 5.25 in the fourth quarter.

49ers receiver Michael Crabtree was one of the top draft picks a couple of seasons ago, but had not really fulfilled his potential until hooking up with Kaepernick in mid-season. He has scored 7 touchdowns in his last seven games, and presents another threat to the Atlanta defense.

Further aiding San Francisco’s cause will be the condition of John Abraham who at the age of 34 led Atlanta with 10 sacks. (No other Falcon had more than four.) The defensive right end departed from Sunday’s game in the second quarter after reaggravating a left ankle injury.

With Abraham on the sideline a largely unchallenged Wilson completed his first 10 passes of the second half for 185 yards and two touch downs, and very nearly led the Seahawks to a miraculous comeback from 20-0 down. Abraham has vowed to play on Sunday, but it’s unlikely he will be 100%.

The 49ers have also built a reputation as one of the best defenses in the NFL under Jim Harbaugh, and it has been well-earned. San Francisco’s front seven features a dominating, physical line and speedy, hard-hitting linebackers. Many teams have struggled to figure out how to reach even the second level against their attack.

By now you may be wondering why the Falcons would bother to show up when facing seemingly insurmountable odds. Let’s not forget the 49ers are not invincible; they lost four games in the regular season and the Falcons have their own formidable weapons on the offensive side of the ball.

Roddy White and Julio Jones are arguably the best receiving tandem in the NFL. Tony Gonzalez may be 36 years old, but remains one of the greatest tight ends the game has ever seen. His career stats over 16 years may well confirm he’s the greatest tight end of all time.

Michael Turner and Jacquiz Rodgers proved to be useful foils for each other against Seattle’s defense, and Turner displayed signs of his once domineering role for the Atlanta offense. However it’s unlikely they will be as effective facing the superior 49ers offense and much will depend on Matt Ryan’s ability to find his receivers while avoiding costly interceptions.

The Keys to the game:

  1. Can the Falcons’ offensive line protect Ryan?
  2. Can the Falcons contain Kaepernick within the pocket? A fit Abraham is absolutely essential to achieve this objective.
  3. Can the Falcons restrict Gore, Davis and Crabtree sufficiently? Do you remember who the other 49ers receiver is? None other than Randy Moss. He may be past his prime, but he retains a nuisance value.
  4. Can Atlanta’s secondary raise their game? We have two corner backs, Robinson and Samuel, who can’t tackle, but rely on the immaculate interception. It’s scary to watch.
  5. Atlanta has the edge on field goal kicking.
  6. Turnovers and rescricting penalties.
  7. Crowd noise. We have home field advantage and Kaepernick has had problems in opposing domes with audibles.

Can I pick a winner? Atlanta doesn’t quite have the personnel to prevent San Francisco scoring the points to outgun the Falcons. San Francisco’s defense has the edge over Atlanta’s offense. John Abraham will play, but I believe he is suffering from a high ankle sprain and regrettably won’t be a factor. Judging from regular season games, defensive coordinator Mike Nolan has yet to devise a plan to minimize the running quarter back. Consequently my heart and soul picks Atlanta, but my head envisions a comfortable San Francisco win 34-20.

 

 

Rise Up Falcon Fans, Rise Up!

Saturday, January 12th, 2013

Rise Up Falcon Fans, Rise Up!

Atlanta Falcons play Seattle Seahawks in a division playoff game to-morrow (Sunday) at the Georgia Dome. The Falcons had the best record of any team (13-1) in the regular season, and ordinarily they should be favorites to win. That they are not is a symptom of their poor playoff record under Head Coach Mike Smith and quarter back Matt Ryan.

Matt Ryan’s first trip to the playoffs was not a pleasant one. The Falcons finished the 2008 regular season with a record of 11–5, and the fifth seed in the playoffs. Atlanta was crushed in the wild-card round by eventual NFC champion Arizona Cardinals, 30–24, in Glendale, Ariz. (2008)

Matt Ryan’s second playoff appearance wasn’t any better than the first. After a regular season in which the Falcons went 13-3 and secured the top overall seed in the NFC playoffs, the Packers sacked Atlanta in the Divisional playoff game scoring a Green Bay playoff record 48 points en route to a Super Bowl winning season. (2010)

Atlanta’s playoff losing streak reached four games with a 24-2 shellacking at the hand of the eventual Super Bowl champion New York Giants at MetLife Stadium in the Wild Card game. The game featured the first safety in NFL postseason history. (2011)

I guess there is consolation in the fact that the last two teams to defeat them in the playoffs were the eventual Super Bowl Champions. It would appear their main obstacle is now a physiological one and not merely their opponents. Seattle is the hot team in the playoffs having won 8 of their last 9 games which included defeating Washington Redskins in the Wild Card Round last Saturday.

Atlanta’s main strength is their triumvirate receiving crew comprising Roddy White, Julio Jones and Tony Gonzalez. Gonzalez is arguably the best tight end to have played the game, but the future hall of famer has never won a playoff game in his illustrious career with Kansas and more recently The Falcons.

Seattle believes they have the corner backs to take on White and Jones one on one. They’re big enough at 6’ 4’’ and 6’ 3” respectively, but I’m sure Falcons’ receivers will relish the challenge. The Falcons’ running game is a major concern since Michael Turner is not nearly as effective as in previous seasons, but perhaps in tandem with Jacquiz Rodgers they can cause enough problems for the Seattle defense.

In contrast one of Seattle’s strengths lies in the running game. Rookie quarter back Russell Wilson is more than capable of running amok, and tail back Marshain Lynch is one of the top three running backs in the NFL. Atlanta’s defense has problems stopping the run down the middle, and does not relish a running quarterback.

The outcome of the game could rest on the health of two ankles. John Abraham injured his ankle in the last regular game of the season, but hopefully with an extra week’s recovery time he should be good to go. Lynch injured his ankle playing on the cabbage patch that Washington laughingly calls a playing field. The Seattle media has been somewhat evasive in their reporting on Lynch’s ankle, but he will play.

I’m a little nervous about Atlanta’s chances in this game because I’m not confident that we have the defensive tools to stop Seattle’s running game. Seattle’s defense is also ranked one of the best in the NFL, and good defenses usually outlast good offenses. Typically the team that commits the least turn overs usually wins. Reluctantly I’m taking Seattle to win 24-17, but I sincerely hope I’m wrong. Go Falcons!

Postscript: That was a nail-biter if I ever saw one. The Falcons were leading 27-7 entering the 4th quarter and proceeded to surrender 3 touchdowns for Seattle to lead for the first time with 31 seconds remaining on the clock.

Jacquiz Rodgers returned the Seahawks kick off for 27 yards. Ryan threw a 22 yard pass to Harry Douglas. He then threw a 19 yard pass to his favorite receiver Tony Gonzalez who managed to reach Seattle’s 30 yard line leaving kicker Matt Bryant with a 49 yard field goal attempt.

Seattle’s coach called the now customary time out as Bryant was about to attempt the field goal. Bryant went through with his kick to give him a sighter much to the consternation of gum-chewing Pete Carroll.

Bryant steadied himself once more and placed his kick immaculately between the goal posts. It’s over; we’ve won! Not quite! There were 8 seconds remaining, and it appeared the Falcons were determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Falcons Head Coach Mike Smith called for a grubber kick with a low trajectory from the ensuing kick off, but the punter turned it into a on-side kick which unaccountably gave Seattle an opportunity to win the game.

Rookie Russell Wilson’s first pass moved his team closer to the Atlanta half of the field, but with only 6 seconds left, his second throw had to be a hail Mary into the Atlanta endzone which happily was caught by Atlanta receiver Julio Jones.

Watching and supporting the Falcons is certainly not for the faint-hearted. Bring on the San Francisco 49ers for next week’s NFC Championship decider,and a  prescription for valium wouldn’t go amiss.

Sporting Parallels

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Following the Lord Mayor’s Show cometh the dog’s dinner. Last weekend was not a profitable time for three sports teams I support. Tottenham Hotspur conceded two goals in injury time to lose 1-2 to Everton. This season they have made a habit of seeping late goals. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde:” to concede one goal in injury time is unfortunate, but to concede two is shear carelessness!”

Swansea City’s fate in the Premiership and Atlanta Falcons’ meltdown in the NFL were uncannily similar. The Swans defeated Arsenal away last Saturday and were lying 7th in the table. However their opponents Norwich City were unbeaten in their last 8 games and achieved the double over the Swans last season. Talk in the media preceding the home game centered on the possibility of the Swans qualifying for the Europa Cup, and the Champions League was not out of the question.

There was one notable omission from the Swans lineup, and no it wasn’t Michu who quite rightly has received the plaudits for his scoring exploits this season. Unfortunately Leon Britton was sidelined by a knee injury, and let’s face it he is the glue that holds the model aircraft together. The high flying Swans were playing like lame ducks and were 0-3 down at half-time. They came out in the second half determined to make amends and scored two goals before the hour to give the fans some hope. Regrettably Norwich scored a fourth to silence the beleaguered fans and Michu scored his second in extra time to make the score respectable.

The Swans face a tricky quarter final encounter at home with Middlesbrough on Wednesday in the Capital One Cup followed by a league game away to Spurs on Saturday. While it would be exciting to progress in the Cup survival in the Premiership should remain the number one priority. Any aspirations regarding Europe should be placed on the” back burner” because they are a mid-table team at best.

Atlanta is 11-1 this season and they were playing division rivals Carolina Panthers who are 3-9. Earlier in the season Atlanta scored late to win their home game against the Panthers 30-28, and some of the Panthers were trash talking all week claiming the Falcons were not that good. That should have been sufficient incentive for the Falcons to come flying out of the gate, but they started flat and were trailing 0-16 at half-time. Carolina scored another touchdown early in the second half and was leading 23-0 before the Falcons responded.

The Falcons narrowed the margin to 13-23, but they allowed the Panthers running back to complete a 43 yard run for another touchdown placing the game out of reach at13-30. It’s quite bizarre but normally you would consider an 11-2 team possible Super Bowl contenders, but Sunday’s loss exposed so many flaws which to be honest have been a concern all season.

In order to be successful in the NFL a team must be able to run the ball and prevent the other team from running the ball. Atlanta can do neither effectively coupled with the fact they have two imposters at corner back. Matt Ryan is not an elite quarter back and never will aspire to be. Yes, we will make the playoffs, but it will be short lived. We cannot compete with the likes of Green Bay or the New York Giants.

If I was a betting man I would put my money on the Swans avoiding relegation and the Falcons not making the Super Bowl. It’s only an opinion, but you know what opinions are like.

Another Braves Post Season Consigned to the Trash Can

Thursday, October 11th, 2012

There was a veil of inevitability hanging over the Braves Wild Card one-game playoff against the St Louis Cardinals. The Braves have not won a post season series since 2003. Last year the Cardinals took advantage of the Braves infamous September meltdown and pipped them to the wild card berth going on to win the World Series. For the first time ever there would be two wild card teams who would compete in a one game playoff for the right to join the three division winners in the next round.

This time was going to be different. After all, the Braves had all their ducks in a row. Medlen would be pitching. The Braves had won the previous 23 games in which Medlen started, breaking a major league record in the process. The Braves had won 93 regular season games compared to the Cardinals’ measly 85. They had home field advantage with Chipper making his swan song before 50,000 adoring fans. What could possibly go wrong?

The game began reasonably well. The Braves enjoyed a 2-0 lead following the completion of 3 innings and Medlen looked comfortable on the mound. He began the 4th inning in similar fashion to the previous innings with the Cardinal Player hitting a routine ground ball to Chipper at 3rd base who had a routine throw to second base for a double play. Inexplicably, Chipper threw the ball way above Uggla at second base and it went sailing into the outfield. The Cardinals proceeded to score three runs before the innings was completed, and Chipper’s error proved to be a game changer.

The Braves made a total of 3 throwing errors, left 12 men on base and went 1-7 with runners in scoring position (RISP.) Statistics confirmed that the Braves had the best defense in the National League. Toss in a running error by the rookie short stop and there is a case for retitling the post: “Comedy of Errors” with apologies to Will Shakespeare.

During the post mortem following the 3-6 demise to the pesky Cardinals, there were debates about one of the worst calls in baseball history: to be forever known as “The Shallow Left Field Fly Rule” which helped damper a potential Atlanta rally in the eighth.

The crowd was so incensed by the call that missiles rained down on the field from the upper decks in the shape of beer cans, coke cans, water bottles, and mustard and ketchup containers. The game was delayed for over twenty minutes while the crew chief conferred with major league officials and stadium staff picked up the trash strewn all over the field.  Braves manager Freddie Gonzalez lodged an official protest against the outrageous call, but to no avail. The officials upheld the call and play was restarted.

Chipper came up to bat in the ninth innings for what turned out to be his last at bat in the major leagues. Alas he was unable to weave his magic and had to be content with a base hit. Yet another Braves attempt at a run to The World Series ended in disappointment for a capacity crowd.

I am convinced that the Braves’ franchise has never recovered from Jim Leyritz’s three run homer hit off Mark Wohlers in the third game of the 1996 World Series against the New York Yankees. The Braves had won the first two games in New York and were leading 6-3 in the third game at home. They didn’t win another game and lost the World Series to the Yankees by 2-4. Do I detect the curse of the Leyritz?

There’s nothing quite like Live Theatre, Right?

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

I was looking forward to watching “War Horse” at the Fabulous Fox Theater in Atlanta the other night. Why not? The play received rave reviews on Broadway and the West End, so it had to be a no brainer.

We enjoyed a pre-show meal with friends at Bara Wanda restaurant a mere half a block away from the theater, and well fed and watered eagerly approached the Foxy lady.

Atlanta’s only daily newspaper “The Atlanta Journal & Constitution”, had given the performance a B in its review the following morning, but unfortunately I could not share their enthusiasm. We had reasonable seats in the Dress Circle until I realized I was sitting behind the incredible hulk. Half the stage was obliterated by his white head of hair bearing the hallmark of a Jimmy Johnson bouffant supported by gargantuan linebacker shoulders. The situation improved in the second half when a number of the audience around us left and we were able to move forward a few rows to obtain a better view.

However the sound system remained unpredictable for want of a better word. I have always had issues with the Fox’s acoustics and War Horse proved to be no exception. It was probably made worse by some of the phony English accents produced by members of the cast.

The script was rather lame from the words I could hear or understand, and the performance by the actor in the leading role of Albert was wooden and generated little empathy with the audience. The set was bland and uninspiring, but one redeeming feature was the exceptional puppetry which brought two horses to life ingeniously operated by two “three man” crews.

The Fox is an old theater (built in 1929 and saved from the demolition ball in 1974) and consequently the seats are spatially challenged. The auditorium can hold 4,678, but it’s not exaggeration to find one’s knees supporting one’s chin while experiencing the surreal straight jacket effect.

Don’t get me wrong. The shortcomings of the Fox Theater would not have mattered if the play had held my attention. Furthermore it mattered little that I had seen the movie version which I thoroughly enjoyed. The movie did not increase my expectations. You can’t compare apples and oranges.

In hindsight, the original National Theater’s production is probably light years away from a touring production with American actors attempting English accents from the Kevin Costner Speech Academy introduced for his version of “Robin Hood.”

But I can only judge on what I see and hear (which wasn’t much) and I regrettably can only give the play a D. However the horses stole the show and deserved an A.

One Hundred Not Out

Friday, August 10th, 2012

There were several reasons for wanting to write a blog, none of which included making money. Just as well because I haven’t made one cent from ninety nine posts.

I was rather naive when I began this adventure into blogging. I assumed if I attracted any comments they would formulate some entertaining and constructive discussion. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Most of the comments are spam related with one important exception. Consequently I am grateful to my brother for taking the time to read the posts and responding from time to time with entertaining and critical comments.

He has a far better command of the English language than I, and has an open invitation to be a guest blogger on my site. Come on Bro, step up to the plate. Ironically one of the most popular posts was written by a friend who is a keen motor cycle enthusiast and his post “Motor Cycle Diaries Too” (June 2010) received hundreds of comments.

I was contemplating something special for my 100th post when my son suggested I should do a review of my favorite posts. So here goes:

Most of my posts are stimulated by something topical at the time of writing and St Patrick’s Day prompted me to post “If it weren’t for the Sheep and Welsh there wouldn’t be any Irish.” (March 2010) St. Patrick’s Day is a big party day in America which I totally support, but St David’s Day (March 1st) is totally ignored.

Some of the few genuine comments have asked where do I find the topics to write about. Usually it is from personal experiences and a case in point is “The Wailing Banshee and Peanut Lady.” (May 2010) Air travel and” people watching” at airports are wonderful sources for blogs.

“New Beginnings” (May 2010) chronicled two major events which occurred almost simultaneously, but one much important than the other. The first was the birth of my granddaughter over in England, and the lesser event was the first coalition government elected in Britain for over 80 years.

“Antique or Classic” (July 2010) was one of my favorites. It recalls the day when I inherited a 1983 Buick Park Avenue from my mother-in-law, and I drove it to an interview on a hot steamy day in Atlanta traffic with no air conditioning. The car is an antique while the story is a classic!

My son usually visits for a week in the fall, and in 2010 we embarked on a road trip to Nashville and Memphis which is documented in “Road Trip: In search of Freddy Fender.” (December 2010) We were lucky to catch Vince Gill jamming with The Time Jumpers in a moth eaten watering hole in Nashville, and even luckier to survive a shooting at our motel in Memphis. No, it wasn’t the same motel in which Martin Luther King was assassinated back in 1968.

“Surviving Wrestlemania” (April 2011) has a special place in my list of favorites as it was instrumental in bringing all our family together for the first time since 1993 with the welcome addition of a son-in-law, daughter-in-law and two grandchildren.

Many of my posts were devoted to politics and I enjoyed writing “The World is riddled with Wieners.” (June 2011)America on the Brink” (March 2012) also offered an opportunity for an entertaining exchange of views between my brother and me.

In the summer of 2011 I was caught up in the trial of Caylee Anthony who was accused of murdering her little daughter. My interest covered two posts entitled “American Justice” (July 2011) because I felt personally involved having two little granddaughters of a similar age to the victim.

On a lighter note many of my posts extended to sports. In insight I overdid my coverage of the FIFA World Cup, Atlanta Braves and Atlanta Falcons, but it is difficult to write without passion and I have a deep passion for sports. “Jimmy, Samantha and Me” (April 2012) was an account of our experience on the Robert Trent Jones Golf Trail in Alabama. I would recommend it to fellow golfers and I can’t wait to return.

“Elvis is Alive and Kicking at The Liberty” (May 2012) chronicles Swansea City’s final match of their first season in the Premiership. Read the post if you want to know the link between Elvis and the Swans.

My two favorite posts are very personal to me. I discovered some information about my dad which I was unaware of via “RAF Bomber Command and my Dad.” (June 2012) I knew he served in the Air Force during the war but thanks to my brother learned that he was attached to the 2nd Tactical Air force.

Finally “1972: A Season to Remember” (February 2011) is my son’s favorite post and probably mine too. I only have to close my eyes and I have an image of trotting onto a bumpy,  grassless, (well almost) muddy pitch under an overcast gray sky in a claret and blue strip at Underhill Park in Mumbles, Swansea. Great memories!