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It’s a Family Affair (Part 2)

Sunday, December 25th, 2011

Nobody else appeared to share my concern over Swansea’s city center and it was time to embark on the next leg of our trip which would prevent me from running down to County Hall screaming and shouting about the abject demise of a once proud regional center. Out of town shopping is not acceptable as an alternative to a city center which should be maintained and nurtured as the flagship of its conurbation. I must be getting delusional in my old age.

Typically it was grey and overcast with a persistent drizzle when we left the friendly confines of Tycoch and headed for the M4 which would take us to our next destination on the outskirts of London. I dropped my wife off in Staines where she was to spend the night with a girlfriend exchanging recent nomadic travel experiences; not to mention consuming copious amounts of chardonnay.

Meanwhile I continued onto Bracknell to stay the night with my son. I traveled through the little town of Ascot and didn’t realize that the famous and historic race track dominates the town. It was difficult to imagine on an overcast late afternoon in November that the monolithic stadium was home to Royal Ascot during one week in June.

I finally caught up with my son and we headed for a local hostelry. I continued my quest for nostalgic meals and promptly ordered a plate of liver and onions. It was slightly congealed around the edges but was palatable enough washed down with a couple of pints of local ale.

I spent a sleepless night in my son’s flat fighting the virus given to me by grand daughter earlier in the trip. During the night I lurched from bouts of shivering and high temperatures. Needless to say daylight finally arrived and I felt much better. Hopefully, my son would change the sheets before reclaiming his bed.

My wife and I were reunited and returned the rental car to Heathrow before heading for our hotel in Shepherd’s Bush which we used as our base for three nights; taking in the sights and sounds of the nation’s capital.

First port of call was Gordon’s Wine Bar in Charing Cross. It is considered to be the oldest wine bar in London and probably the world. It was established in its present form in 1890, having served for many years as a warehouse until the river was embanked and the building became landlocked.

As we entered the bar down a narrow flight of stairs we found ourselves in a room with wooden walls covered in historical newspaper cuttings and memorabilia faded with age. Making our way to the cellar we needed to stoop to claim our rickety candlelit table.

The owners have maintained the original décor, kept music out and sell only wine while providing traditional and well priced pub grub. In its colorful history, the building has been home to literary giants Samuel Pepys (1680s) and later Rudyard Kipling (1890s.) My wife discovered the place on a business trip and was determined to share the experience with me. Wonderful!

We didn’t necessarily have a bucket list, but I wanted to visit the new Wembley stadium to make a comparison with the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. Quite frankly I was disappointed. I was expecting “a state of the art” type of structure but was confronted with a concrete bowl devoid of a atmosphere and character. The guide proudly announced the stadium cost a staggering 750 million pounds, but I could not comprehend how they could spend so much money on a nondescript finished product.

However there were a couple of highlights; the Bobby Moore statue at the stadium’s entrance is a lasting and well deserved tribute to a great footballer and captain of England’s world cup winning team of 1966. Luckily we spotted another legend, Bobby Charlton, entertaining members of the Japanese FA in the lower echelons of the stadium. One prominent feature on display in the museum was the infamous cross bar from the world cup final held at the old Wembley between England and West Germany.

My wife lived in London for eighteen months and she loved attending plays and musicals in the West End with her girlfriend. My brother had enthusiastically recommended “The War Horse” to us but it was sold out until next spring. Suddenly I had this brilliant idea of buying tickets for “The Mousetrap” which was celebrating its 60th anniversary. Let me just say this was not one of my finer moments. The play was simply awful; the actors were wooden, and the plot reminded one of cold, clotted custard.

The newest tourist attraction in London is the London Eye which is a cross between a giant carousel and ski lift. It does provide great views of traditional landmarks: The Houses of Parliament, Trafalgar Square, Buckingham Palace, St Paul’s Cathedral, and Westminster Abbey. But the entry fee of 18 pounds and fifty pence for a 30 minute ride seemed exorbitant to me. Come to think of it; everything in London costs at least 18 pounds!

On our final evening in London, we caught the tube to Richmond to reunite with my son and meet his girlfriend and her little boy for the first time. We went up the high street to a pizza restaurant and discovered that my son’s girlfriend and I have a mutual liking for anchovies on our pizza. Unfortunately we were both disappointed to be informed by the waitress that anchovies were not available. Never mind, anchovies have bonded us for life.

I hope y’all have a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful new year. Here’s looking at you Kid!

Shooting Oneself in the Foot

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

Can somebody tell me why most of the teams I’ve supported during my lifetime invariably shoot themselves in the foot sending a dagger through my heart. The latest disappointment was Wales losing to France in the rugby World Cup semi-final by the slender margin of 8-9.

The previous day I discovered the game was being televised on some obscure cable channel (channel 245) tucked away in the outer reaches of home shopping and Jerry Springer re-runs. I elected to pre-record the game to avoid having to get up at the unearthly hour of 4.00am, and I was sitting in front of my screen at approximately 7.30am proudly wearing my Welsh rugby shirt eagerly awaiting the referee’s whistle to start proceedings.

The game began promisingly for Wales and they quickly gained an early lead from a penalty by James Hook. The team was growing in confidence as the match progressed, and looked likely to make another score until the game was turned on its head quite literally.

In the 16th minute, the Welsh captain, Sam Warburton, performed a spear tackle on a French wing three-quarter which a Zulu warrior would envy, and was shown the red card reducing Wales to 14 men for the remainder of the game. It wasn’t malicious but it was a dangerous tackle all the same. I stared open mouthed at the TV screen completely stunned watching Warburton trudge dejectedly off the field taking a nation’s dreams and aspirations with him.

 It is to Walescredit that they nearly won. France didn’t offer much in terms of attacking options and were content to win the game with penalty kicks. James Hook missed two kickable penalties and Leigh Halfpenny went agonizingly close with a long range attempt in the final minutes. Mike Phillips should have attempted to get closer to the posts when scoring the game’s only try but was too busy celebrating crossing the line.

It reminded me of the day Swansea Town reached the semi-final of the FA Cup in 1964; long before the dark side invaded our comfort zone. On the way they had knocked out three first division teams: Sheffield United, Stoke City and the mighty Liverpool on their own turf at Anfield. Their opponents in the semi-final were a fellow second division team Preston North End who they had defeated 5-1 in the league a few weeks earlier.

The Swans led 1-0 at half time following a Jimmy McLaughlin goal, but Preston scored an equalizer early in the second half and the match was drifting towards extra time until disaster struck. Swansea’s goal keeper Noel Dwyer was on a walkabout in his penalty area when Preston’s center half Tony Singleton latched onto the ball around the halfway line. He took a few steps before unleashing a shot from nearly 40 yards which flew over Dwyer’s head into an empty net. Game over and the dreams (maybe the Welsh are a bunch of daydreamers) of thousands of rain sodden fans from South Wales were shattered at Villa Park.

Long suffering Welsh fans have nightmares (dreams/nightmares; it has a touch of Harry Potter) over failing to qualify for the FIFA world cup finals in 1978 and 1986. Each time they were pipped at the post by Scotland as a result of two dubious penalty decisions which were created by the naivety of Welsh defenders. Joe Jordan was the original “hand of God” merchant.

Who can forget the Atlanta Braves’ attempt to retain the World Series in 1996? They won the first two games of a best of seven series in New York and were leading 6-3 in the first home game. Braves closer Mark Wohlers entered the fray in the 8th inning and needed to strike out a pinch hitter to move into the final innings and take a virtually unassailable 3-0 lead.

Jim Leyritz was little more than a journey man back up catcher with very little pedigree. Unfortunately nobody had shown him the script and he unceremoniously blasted Wohlers’ fast ball out of the park for a three run homer to tie the score. The Yankees went on to win the game and never trailed again winning the series 4-2.

In 1999 the Atlanta Falcons were in the Super Bowl for the first time in their history facing the Denver Broncos in Miami. In the early hours of the morning on game day, Eugene Robinson, self-appointed spiritual leader of the team, was arrested for propositioning a hooker who just happened to be an under cover police officer. Robinson and several other players spent several hours at the police station which was not an ideal way to prepare for the biggest game of your sporting life. Needless to say Robinson was torched a couple of times for touchdowns and Denver were comfortable winners.

 Staying with the oval ball, underwhelming France plays New Zealand next Sunday for the ultimate prize in international rugby. The All Blacks demolished Australia in the other semi-final and are hot favorites to win the cup for the second time. However not so fast my friends, as they have experienced moments in previous world cup tournaments when the team imploded. I would be wary of the French if I was a Kiwi because on their day they can beat anyone including New Zealand.

Quote of the week: My friend Nick recently had his car serviced and when he arrived to pick his car up the mechanic asked him: “Do you want me to grease your rear end, Sir?” Without batting an eyelid Nick replied: “Shall I drop my trousers and bend over?”

Question Time with Arthur

Saturday, September 17th, 2011

The Atlanta Falcons lack luster performance against the Chicago Bears on the first Sunday of a new season raised many questions relating to the quality of the team. Some sportswriters, notably Peter King of Sports Illustrated, believe the Falcons are capable of making the Super Bowl which I find absolutely ludicrous particularly when there are so many gaping holes in this team. For example:

Why is Matt Ryan so overrated? Yes they have made the playoffs for the last three years but they have yet to win a playoff game. Including the abject performance in the playoffs against Green Bay, Ryan has committed 5 turnovers and thrown for only one touchdown pass in his last two competitive games. He now has two effective wide receivers, Roddy White and Julio Jones, but he appears unwilling or unable to throw a deep ball to them.

The Falcons paid a great deal of money to acquire the services of free agent Ray Edwards to complement John Abraham at defensive end, but his name was not mentioned against the Bears. Was he even in the line up? Apparently so!

Why did we pay millions of dollars for Dante Robinson a couple of years ago when he is scorched every week by his opponent? As a corner back you cannot give your opposite number 10 yards and effectively shut him down. You will pay the price which could be one or two touch downs.

Why did the Falcons allow Harvey Dahl to leave in free agency? Keen observers of the Falcons admired the tandem of Clabo and Dahl who are arguably among the nastiest and meanest offensive linemen in the NFL. I’m a great believer in partnerships in team sport and permitting Dahl to leave slipped under the radar in pre-season and is one of the dumbest moves on general manager Thomas Dimitroff’s part. Last Sunday the offensive line was manhandled by Chicago which proved my point.

Why don’t we ever have a dominant presence at line backer like a Ray Lewis, Brian Urlacher or Clay Matthews. Curtis Lofton is a very good player but not in the same league has the three previously mentioned. Sean Weatherspoon is in his second year and was drafted with promising credentials, but he somehow lacks the “wow” factor.

Why didn’t Eric Weems catch the ball in his own half when fielding the punt instead of electing it to bounce towards our four yard line. There wasn’t a Chicago player near him and it ultimately led to a touch down when Ryan and Turner couldn’t make any progress on three downs.

Has Tony Gonzalez decided to play one season too many? He didn’t show up in the playoff game with Green Bay and was almost anonymous last Sunday. Admittedly he is in great shape but he is nearer to 40 than 30 and reactions tend to slow when you reach middle age.

Why can’t our secondary tackle properly? The lack of fundamentals cannot be blamed on a shortened pre-season, and is more an issue with poor coaching.

Mike Smith has done a good job as head coach for three years, but appears to lack imagination. Has he taken this team as far as his limited abilities as a coach will allow?

The Falcons will tread the national stage in the Sunday night on NBC. Their opponents will be the Philadelphia Eagles led by the former Falcons quarter back Michael Vick. Question: Will there be more No 7 shirts in the dome supporting the ex-con than Matt Ryan No 2 jerseys? I already know the answer. Green shirts with No 7 emblazoned on the back will resemble an irritating rash around the dome. The Eagles will rub salt in the wounds by comfortably winning the game.

Will the Swans score more than 38 goals in their first season in the premiership? That only amounts to a goal a game and appears to be a no-brainer until you consider the team has not scored a solitary goal in the first four games of the 2011-12 campaign.

Has the West gone completely soft? Last Sunday marked the 10th anniversary of 9-11 and a service was broadcast live from Ground Zero, New York to the American Embassy in Grovesnor Square, London. One hundred Muslim protesters were allowed to disrupt the service by blowing a variety of noisy implements and burned the American flag for good measure. Less we forget didn’t George Dubbya declare war on these scum bags and consequently shouldn’t they be thrown in jail for their aggressive actions?

When was the last time Wales defeated a Southern Hemisphere team in the rugby World Cup? You need to cast your mind back to a group game in 1999 when we beat the Aussies. Platitudes were handed out after our inglorious defeat at the hands of South Africa. As a Welshman I am sick and tired of hearing such comments. The difference between us and them is Southern Hemisphere teams expect to win whereas Wales hopes to win. The golden era of the 1970s seems like a fantasy to me now. Wake me up before you go go.