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What On Earth is a Squib Kick?

Saturday, January 19th, 2013

The San Francisco 49ers come into town to play the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Championship game as 4 point favorites. This is consistent with how national media views the prospects of the Falcons. The Falcons are the Number 1 seed in the NFC, but have not convinced the majority of pundits they deserve the status.

There are a number of reasons for doubting their credibility. Arguably they were given a soft schedule, but they did whip the Super Bowl Champions New York Giants 34-0. They won seven of their regular season games by 4 points or less. They cannot stop the running quarter back. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers twice decimated the Falcons defense with his running and passing prowess.

In their nail biting win over Seattle (30-28 despite trailing with 31 seconds left on the clock) rookie Russell Wilson concentrated on his passing game with great effect, but still managed to rush for 60 yards.

In last week’s decisive win over the Green Bay Packers, Colin Kaepernick accounted for 444 yards and 4 touchdowns. A large portion of his yardage was running the ball for a record breaking 183 yards. He is a bigger, stronger version of Russell Wilson, more in keeping with Cam Newton but faster!

Wilson attempted nine throws to his tight end Zach Miller who accumulated 142 yards including a touchdown. The 49ers tight end Vernon Davis is a better player than Miller, and their running back Frank Gore is just as dangerous as Seattle’s Marshawn Lynch.

Admittedly, the Falcons contained Lynch, their primary objective. But in the second half, Seattle exposed the gap between the linebackers (who were cheating up to defend the run) and the secondary. That, breakdowns and mistackles led to 28 second-half points, including 21 in the fourth quarter. Stark contrast: During the regular season Nolan’s defense allowed an average of only 8.69 points in the second half of games and 5.25 in the fourth quarter.

49ers receiver Michael Crabtree was one of the top draft picks a couple of seasons ago, but had not really fulfilled his potential until hooking up with Kaepernick in mid-season. He has scored 7 touchdowns in his last seven games, and presents another threat to the Atlanta defense.

Further aiding San Francisco’s cause will be the condition of John Abraham who at the age of 34 led Atlanta with 10 sacks. (No other Falcon had more than four.) The defensive right end departed from Sunday’s game in the second quarter after reaggravating a left ankle injury.

With Abraham on the sideline a largely unchallenged Wilson completed his first 10 passes of the second half for 185 yards and two touch downs, and very nearly led the Seahawks to a miraculous comeback from 20-0 down. Abraham has vowed to play on Sunday, but it’s unlikely he will be 100%.

The 49ers have also built a reputation as one of the best defenses in the NFL under Jim Harbaugh, and it has been well-earned. San Francisco’s front seven features a dominating, physical line and speedy, hard-hitting linebackers. Many teams have struggled to figure out how to reach even the second level against their attack.

By now you may be wondering why the Falcons would bother to show up when facing seemingly insurmountable odds. Let’s not forget the 49ers are not invincible; they lost four games in the regular season and the Falcons have their own formidable weapons on the offensive side of the ball.

Roddy White and Julio Jones are arguably the best receiving tandem in the NFL. Tony Gonzalez may be 36 years old, but remains one of the greatest tight ends the game has ever seen. His career stats over 16 years may well confirm he’s the greatest tight end of all time.

Michael Turner and Jacquiz Rodgers proved to be useful foils for each other against Seattle’s defense, and Turner displayed signs of his once domineering role for the Atlanta offense. However it’s unlikely they will be as effective facing the superior 49ers offense and much will depend on Matt Ryan’s ability to find his receivers while avoiding costly interceptions.

The Keys to the game:

  1. Can the Falcons’ offensive line protect Ryan?
  2. Can the Falcons contain Kaepernick within the pocket? A fit Abraham is absolutely essential to achieve this objective.
  3. Can the Falcons restrict Gore, Davis and Crabtree sufficiently? Do you remember who the other 49ers receiver is? None other than Randy Moss. He may be past his prime, but he retains a nuisance value.
  4. Can Atlanta’s secondary raise their game? We have two corner backs, Robinson and Samuel, who can’t tackle, but rely on the immaculate interception. It’s scary to watch.
  5. Atlanta has the edge on field goal kicking.
  6. Turnovers and rescricting penalties.
  7. Crowd noise. We have home field advantage and Kaepernick has had problems in opposing domes with audibles.

Can I pick a winner? Atlanta doesn’t quite have the personnel to prevent San Francisco scoring the points to outgun the Falcons. San Francisco’s defense has the edge over Atlanta’s offense. John Abraham will play, but I believe he is suffering from a high ankle sprain and regrettably won’t be a factor. Judging from regular season games, defensive coordinator Mike Nolan has yet to devise a plan to minimize the running quarter back. Consequently my heart and soul picks Atlanta, but my head envisions a comfortable San Francisco win 34-20.

 

 

Rise Up Falcon Fans, Rise Up!

Saturday, January 12th, 2013

Rise Up Falcon Fans, Rise Up!

Atlanta Falcons play Seattle Seahawks in a division playoff game to-morrow (Sunday) at the Georgia Dome. The Falcons had the best record of any team (13-1) in the regular season, and ordinarily they should be favorites to win. That they are not is a symptom of their poor playoff record under Head Coach Mike Smith and quarter back Matt Ryan.

Matt Ryan’s first trip to the playoffs was not a pleasant one. The Falcons finished the 2008 regular season with a record of 11–5, and the fifth seed in the playoffs. Atlanta was crushed in the wild-card round by eventual NFC champion Arizona Cardinals, 30–24, in Glendale, Ariz. (2008)

Matt Ryan’s second playoff appearance wasn’t any better than the first. After a regular season in which the Falcons went 13-3 and secured the top overall seed in the NFC playoffs, the Packers sacked Atlanta in the Divisional playoff game scoring a Green Bay playoff record 48 points en route to a Super Bowl winning season. (2010)

Atlanta’s playoff losing streak reached four games with a 24-2 shellacking at the hand of the eventual Super Bowl champion New York Giants at MetLife Stadium in the Wild Card game. The game featured the first safety in NFL postseason history. (2011)

I guess there is consolation in the fact that the last two teams to defeat them in the playoffs were the eventual Super Bowl Champions. It would appear their main obstacle is now a physiological one and not merely their opponents. Seattle is the hot team in the playoffs having won 8 of their last 9 games which included defeating Washington Redskins in the Wild Card Round last Saturday.

Atlanta’s main strength is their triumvirate receiving crew comprising Roddy White, Julio Jones and Tony Gonzalez. Gonzalez is arguably the best tight end to have played the game, but the future hall of famer has never won a playoff game in his illustrious career with Kansas and more recently The Falcons.

Seattle believes they have the corner backs to take on White and Jones one on one. They’re big enough at 6’ 4’’ and 6’ 3” respectively, but I’m sure Falcons’ receivers will relish the challenge. The Falcons’ running game is a major concern since Michael Turner is not nearly as effective as in previous seasons, but perhaps in tandem with Jacquiz Rodgers they can cause enough problems for the Seattle defense.

In contrast one of Seattle’s strengths lies in the running game. Rookie quarter back Russell Wilson is more than capable of running amok, and tail back Marshain Lynch is one of the top three running backs in the NFL. Atlanta’s defense has problems stopping the run down the middle, and does not relish a running quarterback.

The outcome of the game could rest on the health of two ankles. John Abraham injured his ankle in the last regular game of the season, but hopefully with an extra week’s recovery time he should be good to go. Lynch injured his ankle playing on the cabbage patch that Washington laughingly calls a playing field. The Seattle media has been somewhat evasive in their reporting on Lynch’s ankle, but he will play.

I’m a little nervous about Atlanta’s chances in this game because I’m not confident that we have the defensive tools to stop Seattle’s running game. Seattle’s defense is also ranked one of the best in the NFL, and good defenses usually outlast good offenses. Typically the team that commits the least turn overs usually wins. Reluctantly I’m taking Seattle to win 24-17, but I sincerely hope I’m wrong. Go Falcons!

Postscript: That was a nail-biter if I ever saw one. The Falcons were leading 27-7 entering the 4th quarter and proceeded to surrender 3 touchdowns for Seattle to lead for the first time with 31 seconds remaining on the clock.

Jacquiz Rodgers returned the Seahawks kick off for 27 yards. Ryan threw a 22 yard pass to Harry Douglas. He then threw a 19 yard pass to his favorite receiver Tony Gonzalez who managed to reach Seattle’s 30 yard line leaving kicker Matt Bryant with a 49 yard field goal attempt.

Seattle’s coach called the now customary time out as Bryant was about to attempt the field goal. Bryant went through with his kick to give him a sighter much to the consternation of gum-chewing Pete Carroll.

Bryant steadied himself once more and placed his kick immaculately between the goal posts. It’s over; we’ve won! Not quite! There were 8 seconds remaining, and it appeared the Falcons were determined to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Falcons Head Coach Mike Smith called for a grubber kick with a low trajectory from the ensuing kick off, but the punter turned it into a on-side kick which unaccountably gave Seattle an opportunity to win the game.

Rookie Russell Wilson’s first pass moved his team closer to the Atlanta half of the field, but with only 6 seconds left, his second throw had to be a hail Mary into the Atlanta endzone which happily was caught by Atlanta receiver Julio Jones.

Watching and supporting the Falcons is certainly not for the faint-hearted. Bring on the San Francisco 49ers for next week’s NFC Championship decider,and a  prescription for valium wouldn’t go amiss.

Sporting Parallels

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Following the Lord Mayor’s Show cometh the dog’s dinner. Last weekend was not a profitable time for three sports teams I support. Tottenham Hotspur conceded two goals in injury time to lose 1-2 to Everton. This season they have made a habit of seeping late goals. To paraphrase Oscar Wilde:” to concede one goal in injury time is unfortunate, but to concede two is shear carelessness!”

Swansea City’s fate in the Premiership and Atlanta Falcons’ meltdown in the NFL were uncannily similar. The Swans defeated Arsenal away last Saturday and were lying 7th in the table. However their opponents Norwich City were unbeaten in their last 8 games and achieved the double over the Swans last season. Talk in the media preceding the home game centered on the possibility of the Swans qualifying for the Europa Cup, and the Champions League was not out of the question.

There was one notable omission from the Swans lineup, and no it wasn’t Michu who quite rightly has received the plaudits for his scoring exploits this season. Unfortunately Leon Britton was sidelined by a knee injury, and let’s face it he is the glue that holds the model aircraft together. The high flying Swans were playing like lame ducks and were 0-3 down at half-time. They came out in the second half determined to make amends and scored two goals before the hour to give the fans some hope. Regrettably Norwich scored a fourth to silence the beleaguered fans and Michu scored his second in extra time to make the score respectable.

The Swans face a tricky quarter final encounter at home with Middlesbrough on Wednesday in the Capital One Cup followed by a league game away to Spurs on Saturday. While it would be exciting to progress in the Cup survival in the Premiership should remain the number one priority. Any aspirations regarding Europe should be placed on the” back burner” because they are a mid-table team at best.

Atlanta is 11-1 this season and they were playing division rivals Carolina Panthers who are 3-9. Earlier in the season Atlanta scored late to win their home game against the Panthers 30-28, and some of the Panthers were trash talking all week claiming the Falcons were not that good. That should have been sufficient incentive for the Falcons to come flying out of the gate, but they started flat and were trailing 0-16 at half-time. Carolina scored another touchdown early in the second half and was leading 23-0 before the Falcons responded.

The Falcons narrowed the margin to 13-23, but they allowed the Panthers running back to complete a 43 yard run for another touchdown placing the game out of reach at13-30. It’s quite bizarre but normally you would consider an 11-2 team possible Super Bowl contenders, but Sunday’s loss exposed so many flaws which to be honest have been a concern all season.

In order to be successful in the NFL a team must be able to run the ball and prevent the other team from running the ball. Atlanta can do neither effectively coupled with the fact they have two imposters at corner back. Matt Ryan is not an elite quarter back and never will aspire to be. Yes, we will make the playoffs, but it will be short lived. We cannot compete with the likes of Green Bay or the New York Giants.

If I was a betting man I would put my money on the Swans avoiding relegation and the Falcons not making the Super Bowl. It’s only an opinion, but you know what opinions are like.

A One Holer in Vinings

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Against all the odds Chelsea produced one of the best defensive performances in the modern era sharing the spoils with Barcelona 2-2 at the Noucamp Stadium. Their performance almost eclipses Nalgo AFC’s 4-0 victory against their stunned opponents Ynysforgan who monopolized the game but conceded four breakaway goals. Chelsea go through to the final on aggregate by a margin of 3-2.

Chelsea’s task of defending a one goal lead against arguably the best team in the world was a daunting one which later became nigh on impossible. Barcelona scored in the 35th minute to level the tie. A few minutes later, bovver boy and team captain John Terry commited a blatant foul off the ball by kneeing his opponent in the back. The referee was unsighted, but it was clearly spotted by his assistant, and Terry was immediately shown the red card.

To make matters worse, Barcelona scored a second goal in the 43rd to take the lead in the tie for the first time and even Chelsea supporters were singing “Good night Irene.” Miraculously Chelsea answered with a fabulous chip by Ramirez to register a goal back on the stroke of half time and level the tie.

Chelsea’s defense was up against it very early in the match when center back Gary Cahill hobbled off after 13 minutes with a pulled hamstring. They returned for the second half with 10 men and the objective was to survive Barcelona’s onslaught. Remember Chelsea’s two first choice center backs had been removed from the game, and they lined up with two full backs, Ivanovic and Boswinga, in central defense.

If the scored remained the same at full time they would go through to the final on the away goal so beautifully executed by Ramirez who provided sterling service in an unaccustomed position at right back.

Naturally, Chelsea emerged in the second half with an ultra-defensive formation: five men strung across the back with four midfield players just in front of them challenging Barcelona to break them down. Even Drogba popped up at left back from his customary central striker position, and it was he who conceded a penalty by tripping a marauding Barcelona attacker.

Lionel Messi, the little master from Argentina, scorer of 63 goals this season, and vying for the title of best player in the world, stepped up to take the penalty, and a goal  appeared to be a forgone conclusion. Remarkably the mercurial Messi slammed the ball against the bar which silenced the stunned partisan crowd.

 Wave after wave of Barcelona attacks descended on the Chelsea penalty area, but the British bulldog spirit would not permit them to breach the defensive wall. I was beginning to hear the first few bars of “Men of Harlech” eerily making its way from Rork’s Drift when Messi fastened onto a through ball from his midfield magicians and he majestically stroked the ball towards the corner of the net. However,  Chelsea’s goalkeeper Petr Cech managed to get his fingertips to the ball and diverted it onto the post where it rebounded to safety. That was only of many world class saves that Cech produced which made him man of the match for me.

Ten minutes from the end Drogba was replaced by the seemingly hapless Fernando Torres who has proved that a fifty million pound transfer fee does not necessarily buy you success. In any event he represented a fresh pair of legs and hopefully a nuisance value. Ninety minutes was almost up and Chelsea were clinging on by their finger nails.

 The fourth official signaled three minutes of additional time when one of Chelsea’s resolute defenders hacked the ball down the field to a waiting Torres who managed to control the ball for the first time. Barcelona had over committed themselves with every outfield member encamped in the Chelsea half.

Torres bore down on the Barcelona goal from the halfway line and who knows what thoughts were going through his head. Would he take the ball to the corner flag and use up the last few minutes, or would he elect to blast the ball high up into the bleachers? Neither. He continued towards the Barcelona goal, skillfully rounded a despairing dive by the goal keeper and coolly slotted the ball into the back of the net. Game over and Torres had repaid the fifty million pounds and quite probably resurrected his career.

Barcelona play the beautiful game and made more than 650 passes during the match confirming their skill on the ball. It was obvious that they had a Plan A in their customary flowing style to defeat Chelsea which on this occasion could not overcome a strong and determined defense. Their failing was not having a Plan B. Sometimes sophisticated tactics and superior skills can be superseded by sheer guts and determination personified by Chelsea’s ten men.

Bayern Munich defeated favorites Real Madrid on penalties in the other semi-final, and they will start favorites as they have the enviable advantage of the final being held at their stadium which is just the luck of the draw. Nevertheless I would not discount Chelsea as the football gods appear to be fondly smiling on them right now.

 

 

Pot Shots

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

I normally look forward to the Masters tournament at Augusta, but I’m beginning to detest the elitism that accompanies the event. Why do they have to refer to spectators as patrons and the ‘rough’ is labeled the second cut? Why does the premier commentator on CBS, Jim Nantz, need to whisper on the airwaves when he is ensconced in a soundproof booth and refer to me as his friend?  Why is the Chairman of Augusta National, Billy Pain, (real spelling Payne) such a pompous ass?

The issue that ladies are not admitted as members of Augusta National was a major talking point at the insidious Chairman’s press conference and he was asked: “I note your concerns about the growth of golf around the world, and that Augusta National is a very famous golf club. Do you not think it would send a wonderful message to young girls if they knew that one day they could join this club?”

Pain replied: “Once again, that deals with a membership issue, and I’m not going to answer it.”

Another journalist followed up: “It seems like a mixed message, Billy. You’re throwing a lot of money into growing the game and yet there’s still a perception that certain people are excluded.”

The Atlanta Braves opened the new season with four successive defeats which has not happened since the 1988 season. Long suffering Braves fans should not be surprise because this is basically the same squad of players who inexplicably lost 20 of their last 30 games to miss the playoffs.

Braves skipper Freddy Gonzalez claimed the team’s meltdown had been thoroughly aired and dissected and it was time to move on. So Braves fans stick your head in the sand with the manager, hold hands and sing a few choruses of kumbya, and we can look forward to another under whelming season.

I’m afraid the team has no spark or personality and in short is an incredibly boring product to serve their fans that deserve better.

Atlanta Falcons general manager Thomas Dimitroff has placed himself between a rock and hard place. The team reached the play offs but were defeated in the first round which mirrored the previous season’s elimination at a similar point. It is quite clear that the team needs reinforcements. Unfortunately they have no draft picks until late into the second round and they had 17 free agents on the books which don’t give the franchise a lot of options in hiring new players.

In last year’s draft, Dimitroff traded four draft picks to sign Julio Jones who admittedly has the potential to be a great receiver. But the team has glaring weaknesses on the offensive and defensive lines which should have been addressed first.  Middle linebacker Curtis Lofton and punt return specialist Eric Weems have signed for other teams only to be replaced by journey men.

A franchise tag was placed on Brent Grimes which means he will be paid a minimum of $10 million for next season. Don’t get me wrong; he’s a good athlete but at 5’8’’ is on the small size for a corner back and is not good value for the money.

Bobby Petrino the Arkansas Head football coach who four years ago abandoned the Falcons after 13 games has recently confirmed his status as one of the sporting world’s low lifes. Yesterday he was fired by the college having lied to his family, the police, the media and his employers by initially refuting the presence of a leggy blonde assistant on the back of his motor cycle which ran off the road in rural Arkansas. He is evidently a road hog rather than a razor back.

Barely four weeks ago Swansea City had almost secured their position in the premiership for at least another season. However four successive defeats clearly reveal that the job is not done. Statistics don’t lie and one goal scored and ten conceded in the last four games is genuine cause for concern.

I am aware they have received plaudits for their passing style of football even to the extent to be ludicrously compared to Barcelona. It’s all very well producing pretty passing patterns rather than resorting to the long ball, but it disturbs me when most of the passing is confined to the defensive third of the field.

According to those pesky statistics, Leon Britton has produced more passes than any other player in the premiership, but how many of his passes have been defense splitting passes? The loan signing Icelandic midfielder is the only player adding to the meager goal count at the moment. They have become very predictable and need to be very careful not to be sucked into the relegation battle.

Congratulations to Bubba Watson for proving good ‘ol boys can win the Masters and not be intimidated by phony southern charm presented in the mantra of the reptilian Billy Pain. It was refreshing to watch a player comfortable in his own skin and unique style and not stereo typed by the coaching gurus and swing masters. His deliberate hook shot from a gap within the pine trees that landed on the green to effectively set up the win was unforgettable for its ingenuity and bravery.

 

 

War Time Golf Rules and Super Bowl XLVI

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

Readers  could be scratching their heads trying to make a connection beween war time golf rules and the Super Bowl. Let me assure you there isn’t one which is the beauty of owning your own blog. I do not have to answer to an editor or pander to ratings, so anything goes.

As the Battle of Britain began to take hold in 1940, a bomb fell on an outbuilding belonging to Richmond Golf Club in Surrey, England. As a result, the club — rather than halt future rounds of golf — issued an incredible list of temporary golf rules to all members that took into account the potentially life-threatening conditions on the course:

 

  1. Players are asked to collect Bomb and Shrapnel splinters to save these causing damage to the mowing machines.
  2. In competitions, during gunfire, or while bombs are falling, players may take cover without penalty for ceasing play.
  3. The positions of known delayed-action bombs are marked by red flags placed at reasonably, but not guaranteed safe distance therefrom.
  4. Shrapnel/and/or bomb splinters  on the Fairways, or in Bunkers within a club’s length of a ball may be moved without penalty, and no penalty shall be incurred if a ball is thereby caused to move accidentally.
  5. A ball moved by enemy action may be replaced, or if lost or destroyed, a ball may be dropped not nearer  the hole without penalty.
  6. A ball lying in a crater may be  lifted and dropped not nearer the hole, preserving the line to the hole  without penalty.
  7. A player whose stroke is  affected by the simultaneous explosion of a bomb may play another ball from the same place. Penalty, one stroke.

                       

The talking heads were expecting a high scoring game between Super Bowl contenders New York Giants and New England Patriots. It was a natural assumption with two sharpshooters at quarter back: Tom Brady and Eli Manning. Surprisingly both quarter backs were subdued for long periods and the Giants eventually edged their great rivals 21-17.

The game was determined by two passes thrown by Brady and Manning. Four minutes were remaining in the fourth quarter and Manning was pinned deep in his own half.  On third down he threw a perfect thirty yard pass to his receiver Mario Manningham who was covered by two defenders, but miraculously caught the ball on the edge of the touchline. The play was reviewed but it confirmed that Manningham caught the ball with two feet grounded before being bundled out of play. The Giants pushed on and scored the game winning touchdown.

A few minutes earlier, Brady found his favorite” go to guy” Wes Welker wide open, and threw a thirty yard pass which Welker would normally catch 99 times out of a hundred. Unfortunately this just happened to be number 100 and he inexplicably dropped it. The Patriots would not recover despite leading 17-15, and lost to the Giants for a second time in four years in the Super Bowl.

In an earlier blog I described the Giants as a mediocre team good enough to beat my Atlanta Falcons (which was true,) but wouldn’t hold a candle to the Packers or Saints. Better pundits than me thought likewise and were forced to eat humble pie. The key to their success was the return of several starters from long term injuries and the emergence of receiver Cruz as a star performer. However the catalyst was beating the Packers on their own turf at Lambeau Field.

Congratulations to the Giants and thank you for helping me win a steak dinner and a good bottle of Spanish Rioja from my illustrious associate Lord Getkin.

 

Au Revoir to Tebow Time

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

In a recent poll undertaken across America, 43.7% of the recipients voted that Tim Tebow’s recent success could be attributed to divine intervention. Unfortunately God must have forgotten that the Denver Broncos were playing the New England Patriots on Saturday as opposed to the regular Sunday gig and they were pummeled unmercifully 45-10 with Tom Brady throwing a record equaling six touchdowns in the playoffs.

Tebow didn’t play badly, but the team was overwhelmed by the Patriots. New England’s coaching staff naturally watched the film of the Broncos win over Pittsburgh last week who allowed Tebow the luxury of throwing continually down the field which ultimately led to several touch downs and a shock win over a team boasting the best defense in the NFL.

Tebow was denied those channels against the Patriots and his triple option style of play was nullified by a superior team on the day. He completed just nine of 26 passing attempts for 136 yards, but none of the downfield throws that marked his heroics in that unforgettable thriller.

 Tebow commented after the game: “I’ve learned a lot. Every single game, including this one, was a learning opportunity,” he said. “When we have an opportunity to come back here, we can handle it differently.”

On a positive note he said he was looking forward to the offseason and he cited several areas he is targeting for improvement: consistency, footwork fundamentals, leadership skills, and reading defenses.

Tebow can take some consolation in the fact that he has some impressive company sitting on the losers’ bench alongside him. Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers-two of the three so-called elite quarterbacks in the league (Tom Brady being the other) also lost on the weekend.

That leaves us with the New York Giants traveling to San Francisco to play for the NFC Championship, and New England hosting Baltimore in the AFC Championship for the right to play in the Super Bowl. On a brighter note for Tebow, the Broncos’ management confirmed that he will be their starting quarter back for next season.

On a local level the Atlanta Falcons announced the hire of Dirk Koetter as their new offensive coordinator. Judging by comments from the local fish rapper Atlanta fans are not enamored by his appointment. He served as OC at Jacksonville for the last four years where he admittedly didn’t have much to work with.

It’s also no coincidence that Atlanta Head Coach Mike Smith was defensive coordinator in Koetter’s first season at Jacksonville. It does reek of the old boys’ network, but I’m prepared to give Coach Smith the benefit of the doubt for now.

 

 

In This Life

Thursday, January 12th, 2012

In writing this blog for nearly two years I have attracted many comments; some very complementary and others not so kind. That is very acceptable since the purpose of a blog is to produce my opinion which hopefully may or may not generate lively discussion in responses.

 Unfortunately the blog does attract  some misguided individuals who want to write the blog for me (for a fee naturally) or wish I would include videos or graphics to “spice it up a little.”

Forgive me but I enjoy the freedom of writing whatever I like and when I like without interference from a meddling editor. Furthermore, a blog is not intended to be a comic or a glossy magazine, so I will  not be changing the style and format any time soon.

Moving on, the New Year may very well be in its infancy but it has already attracted its fair share of bizarre stories:

In metro Atlanta, Gwinnett County parents and activists have blasted the school district’s response following reports that students at a Norcross elementary school received a math worksheet that used examples of slavery in word problems

“Each tree had 56 oranges. If 8 slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?” and “If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?”

The most recent accountability report for the school, which has an enrollment of about 1,200 students, shows that 62 percent of the students are Hispanic or Latino, 24 percent are black or African-American, and 5 percent are white, with 87 percent of the students qualifying for free or reduced lunch.

Maybe the poor teacher who wrote the worksheet was caught up in preparing the free lunches for 87% of the students and envisioned herself as a slave to her students. She also had a boyfriend called Frederick who regularly beat her and she was facing her own demons through work. I am at a loss in explaining the oranges.

At a breakfast event in Nashua, Republican candidate Mitt Romney told an audience that his health care plan would allow them to dismiss insurers and health care providers. “If you don’t like what they do, you can fire them,” he said. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”  Is Mitt his real name or is he trying to be hip to belie his boring and stiff personality? In fact his name is Willard Mitt Romney. So there!

Is Atlanta’s rainbow fading? The Advocate magazine’s annual ranking of gayest cities in America is out and Atlanta has been knocked down to No. 9 from 2010’s No 1 Ranking. America’s new gay Mecca? Salt Lake City, Utah. Should we heterosexuals in Atlanta be relieved that our city has lost its No.1 status as the gayest city in America or should we bemoan the passing of a tourist attraction?

Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow and the biblical verse John 3:16 have long been entwined. It appears that the evangelical Christian– whose dramatic sideline praying on one knee has spawned the phrase “tebowing” — churned out some timely 3-16s in his team’s big playoff win over Pittsburgh last Sunday night.

Most notable, Tebow threw for a season-high 316 yards and set an NFL record with 31.6 yards per completion. The QB, who sent fans into a frenzy after he capped off his work on the Lord’s day by tossing the winning TD on the first play in overtime, routinely wrote the numbers “3:16” in black under his eyes during his collegiate years. The NFL, however, banned the practice of daubing such personal messages.

John 3:16 is one of the most quoted verses from the Bible: “For God loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.”

The poor guy has been pilloried in the media for having the audacity of publicly displaying his Christian beliefs. Yet nothing is ever said about hundreds of other sports stars routinely crossing themselves when they score a goal or hit a home run or merely run onto the field. I wonder if Tebow would have received this vitriol if he was a Muslim.

If I was Arthur Blank…….

Monday, January 9th, 2012

Arthur Blank was the co-founder and owner of Home Depot which made him a billionaire. He sold the franchise to some jerk who proceeded to downgrade a successful proven product and allow Lowe’s to make serious inroads into their market. By this time Arthur had moved on and decided to plough his hard earned billions into buying the Atlanta Falcons.

During his tenure he fired incumbent head coach Dan Reeves and hired three successive head coaches: Jim Mora, Bobby Petrino and Mike Smith. Mora was the king of BS and was out the door after two seasons. Petrino proved to be a weasel and fled the team following an unsuccessful tenure comprising 13 games, and returned to the College ranks in Arkansas (hog heaven which seemed appropriate.) Smith was a surprise hire since his previous coaching experience was confined to defensive co-coordinator at the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Thomas Dimitroff was also hired as general manager and he brought with him excellent credentials as head of recruiting for the New England Patriots. They drafted Matt Ryan as their franchise quarter back, and together they compiled four successive winning seasons with an appearance in the playoffs in three of the last four seasons. But here comes the rub; they have yet to win a playoff game and today proved to be no exception. The New York Giants won in a canter by 24-2, and they are a very mediocre team. Their 9-7 record in the regular season proves my point.

Apart from a defensive effort in the first half, the Falcons were hapless, and made the Giants look like Super Bowl contenders which they are not! Michael Turner was a non-entity, Ryan dithered and dallied, Gonzalez and White were non-factors and the Dirt Bags (the offensive line) played like choir boys and were unceremoniously crushed.

The players were not helped by some inane coaching by Mike Smith who elected twice in the game to go for 4th down on inches using quarter back Ryan as a battering ram; only to fail miserably on both occasions. On the second attempt we were only trailing 10-2 and a field goal would have given us a great chance to come back and win. Instead, the Giants regained the momentum and quickly scored a touchdown winning the game without breaking stride.

In a pre-game newspaper interview, Arthur Blank admitted he was pleased with four successive winning seasons, but was well aware the franchise needed to take the next step and win a game in the playoffs. Well I’m sure he is very disappointed. So what does he need to do drag this team to the next level which is currently occupied by the Patriots, Steelers, Packers and Saints?

Personally, I don’t believe Coach Smith and Matt Ryan are capable of taking this franchise to a Super Bowl which has got to be the ultimate goal. Two failed attempts at the “quarterback sneak” revealed the ineptitude of Coach Smith for calling the play and Ryan for failing to execute. My knee jerk reaction would be to fire Smith and his coaching staff and trade Matt Ryan.

Unfortunately neither action is realistic since the drafting of Julio Jones for four future picks has nullified any quality acquisitions from that quarter. Neither does the salary cap  give us much latitude in signing free agents, so my recommended changes must be practical:

  • The offensive and defensive coordinators must be shown the door. The process has already begun with DC Brian VanGorder leaving to take a similar position with Auburn. It is imperative that OC Murlarkey is terminated because he is old school, unimaginative and negative.
  • The offensive line is a shambles. Center McClure is 35 years old and needs replacing. Left tackle Sam Baker (a former No1 draft pick) is a huge failure and has to go.  Clabo and Blaylock should be the only ones retained.
  • Expensive acquisitions Dunta Robinson (CB) and Ray Edwards (DE) signed in free agency have not performed commensurate with their over inflated salaries and need to be released.
  • The shelf life of a running back in the NFL is approximately 3-4 seasons. Michael Turner has played 3 seasons with the Falcons and is clearly on the decline. He needs to be replaced with fresh blood and new ideas.
  • A number of starters are free agents; most of whom should not be re-signed. Safety Thomas DeCould can’t tackle and hopefully will not return. Middle line backer Curtis Lofton is a good player but not a game changer and should be allowed to seek employment elsewhere. Defensive end John Abraham will be too expensive and it’s time for him to seek new pastures. Brent Grimes (CB) is a great athlete but too small to cover big tight ends and receivers. At 5′ 9” he can’t cover a Jimmy Graham at 6′ 6”.
  • Number 1 receiver Roddy White drops too many passes to be considered a franchise player and should be traded for a left tackle.
  • Tony Gonzalez is a great player but at 35 years old he is in the twilight of  his career, and it was a mistake to award him another contract for 1 year at $7 million.

The nuances of the salary cap are difficult to comprehend and I’m not sure if releasing Robinson, Edwards and Turner would free up their salaries to sign new players. Nevertheless the team needs fixing big time. Are you listening Mr. Blank?

Dirt Bags?????

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

On New Years Day, The Atlanta Falcons managed to slide into the NFL playoffs via a wild card with a 10-6 record on the season, and now have to travel to play the New York Giants in the first round on Sunday afternoon.

They finished the season on a high note by demolishing division rivals Tamp Bay Buccaneers 45-24. The Falcons were leading 42-0 with ten minutes left of the first half, and Coach Mike Smith brought a halt to proceedings by replacing many of his starters. Michael Turner, for example, rushed for 172 yards in the first half which was more yardage than in his previous three games combined. Before Falcon fans get carried away on a cloud of euphoria let us not forget the drubbing we suffered the previous Sunday at the hands of New Orleans who blew us away 48-16.

The question that springs to my mind is what team will show up in New York. Unfortunately, whenever the Falcons play a team with an elite quarter back in the shape of a Brady, Brees or Rodgers they give up a bunch of points. Falcons’ pass rush defense cannot prevent quality quarter backs from picking them apart.

New York’s quarterback Eli Manning is not quite in the elite group which included his elder brother Peyton until he suffered a neck injury preventing him from playing in the 2011 season. But on his day Eli is a very good pocket passer who can rely on two excellent wide receivers Smith and Cruz. The Giants are equally adept at stopping the opposing quarter back via two outstanding defensive ends Justin Tuck and Pierre –Paul. The Frenchman (he probably isn’t) ran up 16 sacks on the season so Matty Ice beware.

Jason Tuck referred to the Falcons’ offensive line as “dirt bags” because they have a habit of playing through the referee’s whistle. I know what he meant if you don’t, but more importantly it provided a cute little title for this blog. The Giants’ defense doesn’t have very impressive numbers, but Tuck missed a major portion of the regular season and is now back to his tongue-lashing best.

You may well ask why the Falcons should bother to show up if the Giants hold all the aces. They finished the season with a 9-7 record proving to Falcon fans that the Giants can be beaten, and their Achilles heel is failure to prevent the opposing team’s running game.  On his day Michael Turner could be Atlanta’s trump card. He has not been as effective as the previous two seasons but there could be reasons for his apparent decline. Firstly he has played the past few games with a nagging groin injury; secondly he has missed the injured full back Ovie Mughelli who was so adept at blasting holes in the opposition’s defenses for Turner to run through.

Turner showed encouraging signs against Tampa that he may be back to full fitness and the Falcons also made a tactical switch electing to play second string running back Jason Snelling at full back at Turner’s request. We shouldn’t get too carried away, but Turner’s 172 yards against Tampa was pretty impressive notwithstanding the hapless Buccaneers waving the white flag after five minutes of play.

The Giants’ running backs are not too shabby either and they rely on a useful tandem in the shape of Bradshaw and Jacobs. Falcons’ wider receivers White and Jones will present a serious threat to New York magnificently supported by future hall of famer Tony Gonzalez at tight end. One thing worries me about Gonzalez however. He went AWOL against the Packers in last season’s playoff game and I believe he owes us (the fans) redemption.

The Falcons are making an appearance in the playoffs for the third time in the last four seasons, but have yet to win a playoff game. In contrast, the Giants won the Super Bowl in 2008 by defeating the previously unbeaten New England Patriots which on paper gives them the edge on their post season record. Furthermore one could argue that home field advantage will favor the Giants. The Falcons are a dome team having to play outdoors in New York in January, and the traditional blustery conditions can play havoc with a quarter back’s throwing technique.

At the end of the day (terrible cliché I know) the team with the least number of turnovers will win the football game, and I’m sure Ryan has recurring nightmares of his attempted pass being intercepted by a Packers safety which led to a game winning touchdown in last season’s dramatic loss.

Allow to me conclude with some boring statistics which should satisfy NFL nerds around the world: New York is ranked 32nd in rushing (89.2ypg.)Atlanta is No.6 versus the run (97.0 ypg.) Manning passed for 4,933 yards and 29 TDs. Falcons pass defense ranked 20th. Giants pass defense ranked 29th while Falcons QB Matt Ryan passed for a franchise record 4,177 yards and 29 TD. Giants coach Coughlin is 8-7 in the playoffs. Falcons coach is 0-2.

A season’s statistics can sometimes be misleading since they don’t factor in injuries to key players. The post season is all about the form and fitness of players now. Atlanta’s running back is fit and raring to go, but so is New York’s Justin Tuck which will improve their defense immensely as illustrated against the Dallas Cowboys.

I do hope I’m wrong but I’m taking the Giants to win a close game in the fourth quarter leaning heavily on Eli Manning’s post season success and experience.

In the other playoff games, New Orleans should just hold off Detroit in a game which promises to be shoot out between quarter backs Drew Brees and Matthew Stafford both of whom threw for over 5000 yards in the regular season.

In the AFC, Cincinnati could upset Houston in a battle between two rookie quarter backs Andy Dalton and T.J. Yates; providing Dalton has recovered from a bout of flu.

Denver and Pittsburgh appears to be a mismatch between Tim Tebow who has lost his last three starts and two time Super Bowl winner Ben Rothlisburger. However big Ben has a high ankle sprain and will be hobbling around the field. The Steelers will play a rookie running back, but they have the best defense in the league which should seem them through in a low scoring encounter.

The following is a breakdown of the playoff field.

Team           vs.W   vs.L vs.E  Overall
Green Bay      5-0    5-1   5-0    15-1
New Orleans    6-1    6-2   1-0    13-3
Baltimore      6-1    4-2   2-1    12-4
San Francisco  4-1    7-0   2-2    13-3
Houston        4-3    6-2   0-1    10-6
Pittsburgh     5-4    7-0   0-0    12-4
Falcons        2-4    7-1   1-1    10-6
N.Y. Giants    1-3    3-3   5-1    9-7
Denver         1-4    3-2   4-2    8-8
Cincinnati     1-6    7-0   1-1    9-7
New England    0-2    7-1   6-0    13-3
Detroit        0-5    5-0   5-1    10-6

 

Does it make me feel a little better about the Falcons’ chances?